January 2009
333 posts
“i would like some milk from the milkman’s wife’s tit”
– (via carlovely)
Better is the video for windowlicker…but I enjoy.
halp!
realrealsoft:how do i uncork a stubborn wine bottle? i have one of those screw things that you just twist and pull out (YES LULZ TWSS), not the fancy kind where you push down on the top part and it pulls the cork out. no matter how hard i pull its not budging! ideas?!?!
Out of desperation, I have cut the cork in half with a steak knife when I couldn’t get it out. I feel your pain. Believe...
nobody likes to do karaoke with me
jaimeleighfairbrother:
tephiee:
(via jaimeleighfairbrother)
I love karaoke! hit me up! ;) haha
Awesome! First, I should tell you why nobody wants to do it with me, though…
I sing very loudly (so loudly that at a Weezer concert my sister asked me to sing more quietly because she couldn’t hear over me). I want to choose all the songs and most of the songs I choose will be classic country. I...
